GPOYW: May 13, 2006, Burlington, Vermont
File this under bad ideas: your friend throws a lobster bake. You get wasted. You are given $10 to take a shot of the melted butter you dip the lobster meat in. The kitchen is crowded with people on hand to watch. It’s gross, but you manage to down it with no visible problems, but minutes later, you drop your phone in a toilet as the fat goes straight to your head.
A true champion.
